The Ben
Within 3 weeks, Ben found some pretty interesting facts about himself, previously shrouded in his little world :-
The Ben is arrogant.
he smells like damp towel sometimes.
he did not know how to open a can of meatball spaghetti.
he likes Curry Laksa now, instead of the normal Seafood Hor-Fun.
he is currently skinnier than he previously was 5 years ago.
he wonders if he'll always stay skinny until 40.
he often dwells on the thought that there might be worms inside.
he often dwells on the thought that there might be worms inside whenever he eats a fuckload of rice and can still eat a fuckload of rice at 2.00a.m.
he smells like damp towel most of the time.
he realised he's actually a hypocrite.
he just learned how to spell "hypocrite".
he can go on without food for at least 8 hours before feeling giddy.
he is actually an emo, trapped in the suit of Ben.
he rekindled his relationship with lost love.
he is feeling giddy going without food for 10 hours now.
he is actually Cornholio, trapped in the suit of an emo.
he wonders if he could eat the two pieces of ginger cookies freshly retrieved from the carpet.
he is holding the two pieces of ginger cookies freshly retrieved from the carpet.
he is contemplating of eating the two pieces of ginger cookies freshly retrieved from the carpet.
he pwned the two pieces of ginger cookies freshly retrieved from the carpet.
he just realised he might be the incarnation of gross.
he had no life for the past 2 weeks.
he felt like emo for the past 2 weeks.
he was an emo for the past 2 weeks.
he realised that he may have a tendency to achieve things prematurely.
he doesn't like the word "prematurely".
he suddenly realised, there's a small lump found next to Brickzinthewall, his left testicle.
he loves the foos now...LP's got nuffin' on Grohl.
he still has a Night Elf rogue called Knifeinthegut.
he's got no game.
he needs to sleep soon.
he is starting to question the reason for writing this now.
he is starting to reason with himself the reason for questioning the reason for writing this now.
he found no reason.
